The scene: a white ford explorer
The persons involved: a teenager(child o' friend) and I
The action:
We are doing 60 on 30, and I'm surfing through the preset stations, trying to find a good song.
Found song... My life would suck without you" (yeah i'm a sucker for cheap power pop).
The teenager protests, "I pick the stations! You drive." he reaches for the radio and... Its on!!!
I smack his hand, but he still reaches.
I grab his wrist and twist that shit! But he uses the other hand.
Next I grab the side of his face and shove it into the window!
We're swerving and hitting pot-holes. He's yelling, and I'm yelling: I have a rihanna quota!!! I must hear disturbia! Ahhhhh. (dave!...you know about the quota...Lol)
So finally peace is restored: a truce... One non-static laced rap song for each top 40 infectious pop song.
"Live yo life" by T.I. Was the middle-ground.
So I couldn't sneak the kid into the bar! (we tried)
I bought him a cigar to roll his blunt! (sucess!)
And returned him home... I even considered letting him drive. (b/c he asked! But It didn't happen, i'm no fool!)
I'm a damned good baby sitter!
...Oh yeah... Happy Monday!!
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