(Rock star) Billy Mays' autopsy list! includes Cocaine

ohHHH BILLY!!!

The Autopsy is OVER and...

It's official, Billy Mays was annoying but also had a secret life... Where he did coke!

and every other pill he could find!!! (PRIVATE PLANES ARE A GREAT ALTERNATIVE TO AIRPORTS WHEN YOUR CARRYING LOADS OF NARCOTICS (see list below)... BUT THAT's FOR THE "HAVES"... THE "have nots" SETTLE FOR SWALLOWING BALLOONS)

In light of this news I take back my "who cares if he kicked" attitude and switch to... damn dude could party! He was a tank!!!! The guy had heart disease and just wouldn't stop!!!

So... the reports say that it (coke) was not the "cause of death"

BUT those of you who know cocaine know that if you die within a week of cocaine use, it helped you on your way!

The following drugs were found in Mays' system:

hydrocodone (Vicodin)
oxycodone (painkiller),
alprazolam (Xanax),
nordiazepam (Valium),
benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine)
and temazepam (anti-anxiety).
Ethanol -- alcohol

Damn Billy, it got kinda ugly in your medicine cabinet eh?
Anna Nicole much? (too soon? too soon?)