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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Alicia Keys... please relearn to sing, and try going up-a-cup!


The itty bitti titty commitee says: Be Talented or Have the Rack to Distract!!!


So recently I've noticed that Alicia Keys can't sing anymore.
She just screams and yells through everything.
Honey has been missing notes and making all kinds of mistakes that no seasoned artist should make.
She seems energy-less and tired. watch the clip provided and judge for yourself; The Girl sucks!


So I've come up with an idea for Alicia to help us watch her perform.
Go up-a-cup! or spice it up and wear this HOT!

You have hips now A Keys... It wouldn't hurt to get the matching top set!
Plus if you Go up a cup... no one will care about you missing notes.
I'm pretty sure Mariah has been doing the up-a-cup, ever since glitter.

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