Ok Jobless Masses I have returned with another brilliant idea: More Virtual Valium to hold us over until we get that wonderful overpaying job that we all scheme about... I meant dream about!Let's talk about a whitening system for your teeth, shall we? I am not working for any organization (other than the dark master... Align or Die) So my advice is just a helpful bit of knowledge to help you be your best... and git this munny. You like Money? Ohh yeah? Well do as I say!
So the scenario is... you are sitting in front of whatever bit of technology is allowing you to continue your job hunt. Now the amount of time you are devoting to you job hunt is most likely a good chunk of your day (depending on your life-style), so why not multitask?
While we're on our JOBHUNT... let's get more attractive! Let us whiten our Job-Winning smile...say it with me JOBLESS MASSES:
JOB WINNING SMILE
MONEY MAKING GRIN
Look it up people you can find a great deal and/or coupon to get your white strips! and while you surf the interwebs for that perfect overpaying super gratifying job, you can increase your sexy game.MONEY MAKING GRIN
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
"Studies show people go out of their way to help attractive people of the same and opposite sex because they want to be liked and accepted by these good looking people."
INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO/SONG OF THE DAY: I FEEL PRETTY... as you watch/listen meditate on how your brilliant white smile will hypnotize interviewers. Think about the confidence you "should have" and let this feigned confidence lead to a self fulfilling prophecy... And a perfect overpaying super gratifying job... and don't let anyone bring you down! You deserve the job of your schemes!
*Please use common sense, don't go to an interview, dressed or acting anything like this*
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