Jamba Juice has a laundry list (and then some) of smoothies that have been deemed unhealthy but delicious; calorie content and misleading about health benefits seem to be the top reasons.
The Staff is not allowed to offer the discontinued or secret flavors...that right folks... these are by request only.
"Employees have the recipes to all of these but are not allowed to answer questions about them. "
So if you love you some Jamba... (it's good hangover slop) here is the list of
FORBIDDEN Drinks (ohhh)
and highlight my favorite two: Hello Jesus and Dirty Orgasm
- Blue Gummi Bear
- Chocolate Gummi Bear
- Green Gummi Bear
- Pink Gummi Bear
- Red Gummi Bear
- White Gummi Bear
- Andres' Surprise
- Apple Pie
- Berry Depressing
- Blue-Topia
- Butterfingers
- Chocolate covered Strawberries
- Dirty Orgasm
- Fruity Pebbles
- White Fruity Pebbles
- Pink Fruity Pebbles
- Hello Jesus
- Reese pieces
- San Diego
- Skittles
- Sourpatch Kid
- Starburst [aka Pink Star]
- Lemonade Lightnin'
- Strawberries Dreamin'
- Strawberries Lightnin'
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Sunny Delight
- Thank You Jesus
- Tootsie Roll
- Tropical Tango
- Melonade wave
- Now and Later
- Orange Dream Machine
- Pacific Passion
- Peanut Butter and Jelly
- Penis Shooter
- Pineapple Dreamin'
- Rainbow Sherbert
- Raspberry Dreamin'
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