East Coast NIGHTMARE
at my snow-buried car...
at at the nightmare-ish, 2 foot thick white blanket that continues to suffocate my everything... I realize that I'm on the verge of a major nervous breakdown which perpetuated by EVERY F*CKING FLAKE. and I can't get to starbucks!!!
So I found this video from the movie White Christmas (of 4 idiots singing about the bane of my existence)
On any other day I would say this song is cute! but when I start to think about the shoveling that I'm only halfway through this song without a doubt makes me want to cry out in despair.
Watch HERE (and keep in mind that "Snow" is also a metaphor for Cocaine... oh it makes the song so much more entertaining)
Lyrics from this song to take note of:
Lyrics from this song to take note of:
"Snow I want to wash my hands, my face and hair with snow"
(personally at this point I'd rather wash in a vat of frying grease)
"Oh, to see a great big man entirely made of snow"
(I vow to murder any and all Snowmen, Snow Women, and any of their children)
(personally at this point I'd rather wash in a vat of frying grease)
"Oh, to see a great big man entirely made of snow"
(I vow to murder any and all Snowmen, Snow Women, and any of their children)
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