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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

J-Lo becomes a Skank, and busts her A$$

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Are you tired of looking like a Sorry Ass Skank?
Well Jenifer Lopez isn't. As if she didn't get it in during her Jenny from the block days. Well Hooker is back with another album, where she uses her imaginary vocal skills to limp through over produced tracks.

I'm pretty sure you never want your alter Ego to slip out and take over some of your daily responsibilities. There is a term for that, MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!

Beyonce decided to let out her alter ego "Sasha Fierce"
Sasha Fierce is obviously a tranny that likes to sing real hard.

and recently J-Lo has decided to let out her alter Ego,
"Lola!" and by the looks of this video... "Fresh out the oven"
Lola is a tacky, puerto rican skank-money-grubbing hooker




Lola reminds me of the two ghetto spanish chicks from madTV.

Why would you create a spoof of yourself?

Well Lola was on stage at the American Music Awards and BabyGirl Fell and Busted her A$$!!!
Embarrassing!!!! SEE VIDEO BELOW

Luckily Lola And J-Lo Share the same Big Cushy hind-parts. Cause I swear she didn't even have to try to get up she just bounced back into place and kept going.
Unfortunately Lola possesses the same imaginary vocal skills as Jenny from the block.

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