The Life and Times of a Job Hunter: Let's Resign

If you're part of the jobless masses, you can just skip this tid-bit of information.

The time came for me to think about resigning from my current job... It took me all of 2 hours to make this decision. The question that jumped all around in my mind was: How the hell do you resign.

Let me break it down for you... My current job SUCKS BALLS. I can't tell if it's my personal frustration with working there for such a long long long long long long time, OR the fact that the place just sucks ass. I debate this every day.

Banging your head against a wall until you lose 2.54 brain-cells is more productive than a day at my current job.


I had two options for resigning from this place:

1. Turn my silent scream into an actual scream sprinkled with the most colorful words from any language uttered in the history of the world

2. Leave in a classy way with a letter an such.

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I chose to resign with a letter (instead of walking out the door after the next in a series of aggravating incidents) However I am going to make a confession so lean in real close...

• I googled resignation letter
• Then I replaced the information with my own

The point: I don't have enough respect for a place that clearly doesn't give a shit about me, to use the neurons involved to create a pretty letter full of lies (i.e. "it is with regret")